Winter Mule Seltzer

This is Hi5 doing a cocktail instead of a fruit. Winter Mule takes the ginger and lime of a Moscow mule and puts it in a seltzer, which gets you the bite of the original without the vodka and without the sugar, since there is none of either in the can. It runs the same numbers as everything else in the range. Twelve ounces, 5mg of THC, zero calories, gluten free, built on the fast-acting compounds Theory Wellness says take effect in about five minutes. That makes it a workable substitute at a party where everyone else is holding a real mule, and a copper mug with a lime wedge closes most of the remaining gap. Of the Hi5 flavors this is the one that most rewards being served properly rather than drunk from the can.