Four-Twenty Loco Seltzer

The name winks at a certain caffeinated malt liquor, but the drink is a good deal tamer than that suggests. Four-Twenty Loco is a fruit punch seltzer, tart and sweet at the same time, with no sugar and no calories doing any of the work. The dose is modest and deliberate. One 12oz can carries 5mg of THC, gluten free, infused with the fast-acting compounds Theory Wellness uses across the Hi5 range. The company puts onset at around five minutes, which is the reason to choose a seltzer over an edible in the first place. You can read the effect while you are still drinking rather than an hour after the fact. Theory Wellness is employee-owned and sells Hi5 through its own dispensaries in Massachusetts, Maine, Vermont, New York, New Jersey, Minnesota and Ohio.