Pineapple Seltzer

Sweet and tropical, pineapple is the most dessert-adjacent flavor Hi5 makes without adding a gram of sugar to get there. Good entry point if the tart cans in this range are not for you, and a decent stand-in wherever a piña colada would have gone. Specs hold steady. One 12oz can, 5mg of THC, zero calories, zero sugar, gluten free. The infusion is what separates a Hi5 from an edible. Fast-acting compounds put the onset at roughly five minutes by the company's own account, so the can behaves like a beverage you can pace rather than a gummy you commit to. Hi5 comes from Theory Wellness, which describes itself as the largest employee-owned cannabis company in the country and runs the dispensaries where these are sold.